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Disclaimer
Last updated: 2026-05-04
Comedy, not coaching
Roast My FACEIT is a parody/comedy fan project. The text on every slide is a joke based on automatically classified statistics. None of it is advice, judgement of you as a person, or a real assessment of your skill.
Not affiliated with FACEIT
Roast My FACEIT is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to FACEIT Limited or its products. "FACEIT" is a trademark of its respective owner. "Counter-Strike" and "CS2" are trademarks of Valve Corporation. We use public stats exposed via the official FACEIT Data API and accept their terms.
Public data only
We only display data the FACEIT API exposes for any logged-in user looking up that nickname: skill level, ELO, lifetime aggregate stats, and per-map aggregate stats. We do not access private match history, friend graphs, chat, or anything behind authentication.
Don't be a jerk
The roasts target stats, not identity. Don't use this tool to harass, bully, or target someone with the result. Doing so violates the spirit of this project and likely the terms of wherever you're posting it.
No warranty
Stats are pulled live from FACEIT. They can be wrong, stale, delayed, or missing. The site is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. If your feelings get hurt: skill issue, but not really, you're fine, log off and stretch.
Removal requests
If you're a FACEIT player and want your nickname blocked from this site, contact us through the link on the home page. We honor those requests.